Megan Thee Stallion’s ‘Hot Girl Workout’ Sketch – Hollywood Life


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Megan Thee Stallion knows that Halloween is just around the corner – and she wants to get you ready for Spooky Season. “Whether you dress as a sexy with a fat a–, or a first responder with a fat a– or even Jeffrey Dahmer with a — you know what I’m about today!” she declared up Saturday Night Live as she crouched down in a bright purple workout gear getting ready to lead a class (and you at home) through her workout! The class is aptly named, “Hot Girl Workout” — just like her song, “Hot Girl Summer.”

“With a big a– comes big responsibilities — if you need a modified version, turn your eyes to Keely and Kelly K,” she suggested, as Heidi Gardner and Chloe Fineman stood next to her in matching neutral yoga pants. “That’s right – any of you who don’t want a butt today, look… we don’t,” the women declared in unison. “From Kansas to Iowa, that’s our a–,” they pointed out, as Meg scoffed, “wow, they ain’t got no a–.”

Megan then hilariously broke character when she said, “if you want to go over there and see Keely and Kelly K, I won’t be offended” before returning to her routine. A woman (Ego Nwodim) in Meg’s class confirmed her staying put: “No, no — I need a big one. I’m getting married next month and I plan to take a carriage down the aisle,” she explained bizarrely. Not a problem for Meg, who promised that the “flower girl will be able to sit on your a–” after taking her class!

Megan Thee Stallion leads an exercise class in an ‘SNL’ sketch. (NBC)

“Now leave it low, leave it low,” the rapper instructed the class. However, Keely and Kelly told their followers to do the opposite — and “turn it up high” before “getting low on it” for a little twerk-inspired move. “Little, little, little – drop the a–, release the tension, drop the a– release the tension,” they then said to a confused class.

Megan ignored them and turned the attention back to the “big butt” class members, saying that it was time to get their weights out! “I want to see you hit ten pounds,” she said, demonstrating that the “Apple Bottoms” get low and they “work.” Heidi and Chloe’s Keely and Kelly once again went overboard and suggested that their fans should “squeeze” each other’s bottoms to keep them flat – once again confusing the group.

“We have ugly flat bottoms — sorry we’re not the ones Kardashians. Maybe we should just leave,” they say, but Megan won’t allow it. “No, your exhausted whoopi pillows aren’t going anywhere,” she said, letting them know they could teach the class and “wipe out those a–es” to the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack.


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